As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.

Most stick people are black.

I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.

I was on the train the other day, and I heard somebody say, I'm really good at checkers. That's the same thing as saying, I'm not good at very many things.

The sofa is the enemy of productivity.