As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.

I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.

Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"

The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.

I think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.

They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.

One thing I learned is that it's never OK to walk through a cemetery dressed as a mummy - even if that was a shortcut on the way to the costume party.