As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.

I travel alone so much, and the first thought is to grab the damn phone. In airports, just look around. Nobody looks at anybody, or even out the window. It's obvious we can't live without it anymore, and as a comic on the road the phone is an essential tool. It's probably doing more good than bad for me, but it does make me sad that those of us who grew up without mobile phones, we know what we're missing.

Once I started to look i finally began to see.

Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.

I've never read an article of clothing.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.

Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.