A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.

Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.

I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.

I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

Count your blessings, but not out-loud, at the top of your lungs.

I think they named the orange before the carrot.