One thing you never hear is "Man that guy is good at badminton".
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.
I'm always excited to try something I haven't done.
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'