When people show me pictures of their kids, it's okay. But when I give them a picture of me, to show to their kids, I'm weird. What kind of one way street is that?

Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.

Okay, so, when I was a kid, definitely the drawings and the illustration. Then I stopped in sixth grade or so. And then I started again when I was in my twenties. I really didn't progress since then, so the way I draw is the way I drew in sixth grade.

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.

In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person's yard.

My original goal was just to do stand-up but then I became interested in films - writing a film, shooting one someday, and getting to act in them.