If only loud people were even half as interesting as they think they are.
History, like wallpaper, repeats itself and can also make a room look old-fashioned.
Count your blessings, but not out-loud, at the top of your lungs.
Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.
I wanna design a video game where you'd have to take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.
If you really think about it, hitting the snooze button in the morning doesn't even make sense. It's like saying, 'I hate getting up in the morning-so I do it over... and over... and over again.'