My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.

I need to develop some patience - immediately.

Reality is a concept that depends largely upon where you point your face.

I wonder if there were any goths in gothic times. They're like: You look completely appropriate. You don't look stupid or lonely at all.

I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.