Most stick people are black.
Americans who do not celebrate Independence Day: pets.
Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.
A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'
I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.
Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I like to use the word 'fortnight'.