A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.
I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.
Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.
Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.
I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive.