My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

I've heard of many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no "chocohol". We got an epidemic, people: people who like chocolate but don't understand word endings. They're probably "over-workaholled".

I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.

I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'