I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

I always try to just be honest ... As opposed to artifice or manipulation.

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

A Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.

It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.

I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.