I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?

Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.

When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.

I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.

The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.

I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable.