If I were blind, I'd wear a blindfold all the time.
You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.
How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
At the battle of the bands the loser's always the audience.
You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
Knights would have probably liked refrigerator magnets.