Once I started to look i finally began to see.

Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.

For me, possibility, progress, growth, those things are very.. they feel very good. It doesn't usually come with negativity. I don't really mind sucking at something as long as I'm getting a little bit better at it along the way.

It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Most stick people are black.

I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world.