My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.

I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

I love Buster Keaton and I love physical comedy when it's done in an emotionally understated way. I just like to play it, and I need the attention.

Sometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room... can even bring things to a climax.

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

People only mention it's a free country if they're doing something shitty.