My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.

You need an audience to help you figure out what's working and what's worth putting on your album or your special - or even just what's worth touring with.

Our Times, a Brief History: As televisions became flatter, People became rounder.

I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying the music".

You are ten times more likely to get hit by a car when the driver is aiming for you.

I've learned something on the road, traveling around: state shapes. The easier it is to draw the shape of the state, the harder it is to live in that state. So, if you live in a regular polygon, get the hell outta there. You gotta move to a squiggly area. Culture's attracted to squiggles.

My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'