If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk... becomes a double hawk.

I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?

My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.

Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake.

Suicide is the #1 killer of a person who is in a boat and happens to be passing under a bridge at the wrong time.

I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.

Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.