It's weird to make a decision where everyone in your life disapproves, pretty vocally and directly. They said, "You've got one year left. Just do it." I had a full scholarship so I didn't have to pay for it. They asked, "Why don't you just get the degree so you can have it?" And I said, "You don't understand. I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do and now I know. I have the answer and it's dumb to waste any more time."

I think the best thing about being dumb is that it makes magic a lot better. Where the hell did that rat come from? I dunno, but I'm calling the cops because he just cut that lady in half.

I bought a clock, but the big hand broke off of it... so I just added "ish" to every number.

I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.