Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.

I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.

Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.

Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.

To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.

I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.