A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.
I can always tell how stupid someone is by how certain they are about what they're saying.
What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!
It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.
It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.
I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.