I feel so fortunate to be one of the lucky ones who is so grateful and appreciative to know such great synonyms for thankful.

To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.

I need to develop some patience - immediately.

I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying the music".

I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

If I make my window ten days for stand-up, the conclusion is that I failed and that I'm not good at stand-up. If I make it ten years - if I just wait - the conclusion might be something totally different. I think it's so cool to do things in which you discover the malleability of your own mind.

When I'm buying car insurance I ask myself, 'Which company has the most annoying and relentless commercials?'