How many of you are creative? I don't know, but for me, when you make a bunch of things over time and then you keep them... you forget. I look through my sketchbooks and I'm an audience for myself.

I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.

Socrates became a trendsetter. Other philosophers, including Plato and Aristotle and Gus, quickly followed suit, dropping their last names too. And, for centuries after that there would be countless imitators including oltaire, Michelangelo, and, much later, Cher.

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.

If only loud people were even half as interesting as they think they are.

I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole".