It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.
Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.
I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.
When I was in high school I experimented sexually. The experiment was to never have sex with anybody no matter how hard I tried. Success! Hypothesis confirmed.
A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.
Like a lot of people, I’ve always enjoyed commenting on strangers’ outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on people’s hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better.