I don't know if I'll ever be a master at anything, but I think that's a mistake for me personally. I don't know how much it's about the journey, but it's more about the process.

A large portion of the Earth's land area is taken up by old varsity jackets.

Another thing that I like and that's fun for me is to try and talk and play music at the same time, because I feel like I'm learning something. There are these little challenges built into it; it's a way to push myself a little bit more as a performer.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.

To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.

The problem with most people, is that they are most people.