I don't know if I'll ever be a master at anything, but I think that's a mistake for me personally. I don't know how much it's about the journey, but it's more about the process.

Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.

Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.

There is probably more invisible tape out there than we realize.

I love Buster Keaton and I love physical comedy when it's done in an emotionally understated way. I just like to play it, and I need the attention.