I am a comedian but it's usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That's strange.

To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.

My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork.

REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.

I never set out to do a sketch show.

For some reason cowboy sounds better than cowman.