Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.
You are ten times more likely to get hit by a car when the driver is aiming for you.
I think if I pick the right thing to spend my time doing, then time moves differently, because I really can get fully immersed in things and feel very alive and challenged, but in a good way. I feel a sense of progress.
Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.
The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.
If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.