The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.

I call it 'new forms'. When you're starting out, they ask you to do four or five minute sets, but once you're a headliner, you do like 90 minutes. I try to think of different things to divvy up the show, like doing drawings, playing music... I gotta carry the show, that's the problem.

I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.

There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.

As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.