I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.

I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.

I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'

Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If you're not, then let's break up.

100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.