Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.
It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.
For me, possibility, progress, growth, those things are very.. they feel very good. It doesn't usually come with negativity. I don't really mind sucking at something as long as I'm getting a little bit better at it along the way.
Everything I ever learned I was told by someone else.
A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.
I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?'