Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.
Let no man's deathbed be a futon.
The sofa is the enemy of productivity.
And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.
Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.
A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you