It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.
Once I started to look i finally began to see.
A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.
I would like to have windshield wipers that do the whole windshield, please.
Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.
I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'