The sofa is the enemy of productivity.

Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.

I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.

I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.

This is a pie chart about procrastination.