The sofa is the enemy of productivity.

There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time.

If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

I am a ceiling fan, especially during rain.

As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.

When people show me pictures of their kids, it's okay. But when I give them a picture of me, to show to their kids, I'm weird. What kind of one way street is that?

The earth without art is just eh.