I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.
Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.
When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.
I love Steven Wright.
When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.
And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.