You are ten times more likely to get hit by a car when the driver is aiming for you.

But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.

You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?

To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.

I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.

Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.

Our Times, a Brief History: As televisions became flatter, People became rounder.