I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.
Demetri MartinMan is the most powerful creature on the planet. And we're arrogant. I mean, people own birds. It's like, there's a creature with the gift of flight. I want it. I'm going to put it in my kitchen and make it crap on old information.
Demetri Martin