Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?

Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.

I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions... and comparisons.

I think if I pick the right thing to spend my time doing, then time moves differently, because I really can get fully immersed in things and feel very alive and challenged, but in a good way. I feel a sense of progress.

When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.

'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live."