I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.

It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.

How many of you are creative? I don't know, but for me, when you make a bunch of things over time and then you keep them... you forget. I look through my sketchbooks and I'm an audience for myself.

When people show me pictures of their kids, it's okay. But when I give them a picture of me, to show to their kids, I'm weird. What kind of one way street is that?

Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.

One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.

If only loud people were even half as interesting as they think they are.