One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.

I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.

The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.

I live in New York and there are a lot of famous... pizzerias in my neighborhood, it's really hard to find one that isn't famous. Which sucks sometimes, you know what I mean, sometimes I don't want all that glitz and glamour, I just want something delicious, you know? I don't need a celebrity in my mouth, Ray's Up And Coming Pizza would be fine.

I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive.

I want to launch a globe into space just to mess with the astronauts.

I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.