Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched, but then I remember that my show was canceled three years ago.
Demetri MartinYour mind is like a sponge, in the sense that it would come in handy when cleaning off a countertop or something like that.
Demetri MartinWhen there's someone who's dead and then someone does something that that person would not have liked, they say that that person is spinning in their grave. But I don't understand why they say that. Why is spinning the way that a corpse shows disapproval?
Demetri Martin