I never went bungee jumping. The closest I did was I was born.
Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.
How many of you are creative? I don't know, but for me, when you make a bunch of things over time and then you keep them... you forget. I look through my sketchbooks and I'm an audience for myself.
A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.
To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.
I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. But now I'm like, 'Where's my planner? There it is. "Keep sleeping." All right, perfect.'