When I was in high school I experimented sexually. The experiment was to never have sex with anybody no matter how hard I tried. Success! Hypothesis confirmed.
I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.
At the battle of the bands the loser's always the audience.
I am a ceiling fan, especially during rain.
When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.
You are ten times more likely to get hit by a car when the driver is aiming for you.