I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world.

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.

I'm so secretive that when someone asks me, Hey, can you keep a secret? I say That's none of your business.

It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.

I wonder if it's rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.

But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me.