I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world.

A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions... and comparisons.

Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.

If you have a lip ring try hanging some tiny keys from it. This will make you look even more interesting.

I'm so secretive that when someone asks me, Hey, can you keep a secret? I say That's none of your business.

You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.