One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole.'

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.

If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk... becomes a double hawk.

Mosquito bites Jesus, receives communion.

I always try to just be honest ... As opposed to artifice or manipulation.

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

I can always tell how stupid someone is by how certain they are about what they're saying.