You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?

I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.

I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.

I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.

I like when people wear a WWJD bracelet, because it's like an example of the first thing Jesus wouldn't do, probably.