You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?

Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.

I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

Yes, okay, it's cool to be quirky, maybe, on the side. Do some puzzles, make puzzles, whatever, learn how to ride a unicycle. That's cool when it's on the side and you have a plan. What happens when you remove the plan? What you're left with is a guy who likes to do anagrams. And doesn't have a job... Sweet, that's a catch.

I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.