You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?

Cotton balls is an example of something I would buy, but not want to have as a nickname. Cinnamon buns, on the other hand, is something I would buy and want to have as a nickname. 'Are you Cinnamon Buns?' 'You bet your sweet ass I am.'

Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'

I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. 'Hey, man, what are you playing?' 'Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I'm performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!'

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.