When I trip, I feel like that's the world saying come here for a second. It just pulls me closer for a second, yeah what do you want? I just want to remind you that you're uncoordinated. I'm aware of that, thank you... can I go now? Yeah, you can go, but never ever try to outrun me. Ok, world, see you later. Yeah, I'll see you in about 50 years.
Demetri MartinLike a lot of people, Iโve always enjoyed commenting on strangersโ outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on peopleโs hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better.
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