When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

Count your blessings, but not out-loud, at the top of your lungs.

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'

I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world.

I want to launch a globe into space just to mess with the astronauts.

When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

As soon as I jumped out of the airplane, I realized I had forgotten my parachute. Thank God we were still on the runway.