Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.
Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.
The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.
When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.
I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.
When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.