A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you
To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.
I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.
Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.
The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).
Vampires probably don't have great breath.