When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.

I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.

Man is the most powerful creature on the planet. And we're arrogant. I mean, people own birds. It's like, there's a creature with the gift of flight. I want it. I'm going to put it in my kitchen and make it crap on old information.

Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.

Villains fear me because I am unpredictable and broccoli. See what I mean?

The sofa is the enemy of productivity.