Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.

Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.

I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.