Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.

If you have a lair then you are probably not a good person.

Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.

I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral.

When I was younger, I'd get very empirical with myself. "I have a hypothesis about myself. I'll put myself in a situation, see what happens, then I'll draw a conclusion based on the empirical evidence. Hypothesis: I can play basketball." So I'd try. "Conclusion: I cannot play basketball."

I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.