I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.

I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.

Let no man's deathbed be a futon.

For some reason cowboy sounds better than cowman.

Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?

Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.