Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.
The problem with most people, is that they are most people.
When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.
It's hard to know what's gay in life. Boxing. That's two men fighting over a belt.
If I were blind, I'd wear a blindfold all the time.
Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.