Someday I will tell my grandchildren that I lived in the era when OK was abbreviated to K.

There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.

I've met a few people who were passive-aggressive, but I've never met anyone who was aggressive-passive. I don't want tacos! Maybe.

I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the dancing bear.

If only loud people were even half as interesting as they think they are.