It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

Clowns have no respect for pie.

I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'

Statistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio.

The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.

A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions... and comparisons.