It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

Everything I ever learned I was told by someone else.

Laborers want their kids to be merchants or business people. Business people want their kids to be professionals. Professionals want their kids to be academics, professors. Academics want their kids to be artists. And artists don't care if their kids are laborers or not. They can be anything.

Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake.

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.

I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole".

Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.