I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.
Demetri MartinIt turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.
Demetri MartinFor me and most of my friends who are comedians, if you've been doing comedy for a while, your tolerance for things actually moves. I find it very hard to be shocked, and when other people aggressively take offense to something, I'm sometimes confused.
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