When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.
A straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with the straw. Then it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
At the battle of the bands the loser's always the audience.
You can say 'Thanks,' and you can say 'Thanks a Million' - but any number in between?