I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying the music".

I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.

Palindromes are the number one conversation stopper, like party killer, I think I've ever seen.

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.

There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.

If I had a bookstore I would make all the mystery novels hard to find.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.