I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

I think if I pick the right thing to spend my time doing, then time moves differently, because I really can get fully immersed in things and feel very alive and challenged, but in a good way. I feel a sense of progress.

I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'

I need to develop some patience - immediately.

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.

It's not enough to say I'm sorry. You have to also mean it. It's the same with saying I'm single.

I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.