When I dropped out [from a law school], everybody was disappointed... But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. Before that, I never realized how much I sought other people's approval. Once I figured that out, I was free to move on and seek the approval of other people, in comedy clubs and showbiz meetings.
Demetri MartinMy plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
Demetri MartinWhen I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.
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