Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
I would like to have windshield wipers that do the whole windshield, please.
Last week I lost my temper in my karate class. Man, I'm not doing that again until I'm a black belt. Because I can tell you there's a difference between taking karate and receiving karate.
When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.
It's hard to know what's gay in life. Boxing. That's two men fighting over a belt.
Love is, and I hope it never isn't.