When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'

Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.

It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.

I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.