When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

It's very easy to go through your whole life and never really get anything done or have any real meaningful interactions or relationships. All of a sudden you're dead, and I'm going to say that's got to be a letdown.

I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front of me.

I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.

To some I am known as Chief. And these are usually people who work in Radio Shack or try to sell me shoes. To others I am known as Buddy. These are people who dwell in bars and wonder if I’ve got a problem or what it is that I am “looking at.” And to still others, who are in that same bar, standing just off to the side, I am “Get Him!"

I'm so secretive that when someone asks me, Hey, can you keep a secret? I say That's none of your business.