A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.
I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.
The sofa is the enemy of productivity.
Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.
I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together.