I never give anyone just one congratulation. Congratulations are always plural. They are similar to grapes.

When there's someone who's dead and then someone does something that that person would not have liked, they say that that person is spinning in their grave. But I don't understand why they say that. Why is spinning the way that a corpse shows disapproval?

The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?

Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.

Yes, okay, it's cool to be quirky, maybe, on the side. Do some puzzles, make puzzles, whatever, learn how to ride a unicycle. That's cool when it's on the side and you have a plan. What happens when you remove the plan? What you're left with is a guy who likes to do anagrams. And doesn't have a job... Sweet, that's a catch.

I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?

I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.