I want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the person to look at it, and quietly in their brain, they can just put it together and say, "Cool, that one works".

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'

I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.

I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.

A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!