I want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the person to look at it, and quietly in their brain, they can just put it together and say, "Cool, that one works".

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying the music".

Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.

There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.

You are ten times more likely to get hit by a car when the driver is aiming for you.

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'