I want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the person to look at it, and quietly in their brain, they can just put it together and say, "Cool, that one works".

Mosquito bites Jesus, receives communion.

A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.

When you're wearing an animal costume and something bad happens, your facial expression doesn't change. The animal is deadpan the whole time. If you're skiing in a gorilla suit and you fall, you just see a gorilla who has no emotion. It's just a stoic gorilla, wildly falling down a hill, out of control.

You need an audience to help you figure out what's working and what's worth putting on your album or your special - or even just what's worth touring with.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.