My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'

Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

Once I started to look i finally began to see.