My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.

For me, possibility, progress, growth, those things are very.. they feel very good. It doesn't usually come with negativity. I don't really mind sucking at something as long as I'm getting a little bit better at it along the way.

Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.

You know what's the greatest part of anything ever in the history of everything? Exaggeration. No, wait; it's correcting yourself. No, better yet, it's making lists.

When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.

Love is, and I hope it never isn't.

Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.