I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.

A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.

It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.

Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.

For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, oh, my God. Demetri, you're working at the White House.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.