I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.

A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.

I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.

When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.

I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?

Sometimes I like to go outside without even checking the weather first.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!