But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me.
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!
Tic Tacs are the maracas of breath mints.
If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.
A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.