The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.
Demetri MartinI hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'
Demetri MartinWhenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"
Demetri Martin