What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!

Have a great day. Note: does not apply to my enemies.

Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.

I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, 'Got it!' And then I run away.

Your mind is like a sponge, in the sense that it would come in handy when cleaning off a countertop or something like that.

I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.

I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.