What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!

Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.

When I'm buying car insurance I ask myself, 'Which company has the most annoying and relentless commercials?'

I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins.

Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.

A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.