But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me.

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

Let no man's deathbed be a futon.

The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.

There is also a beast, a beast of strange dimensions. He has the head of a horse and the body of a man who needs a lot of attention. He represents me in college: I was a dork-ataur.