But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me.

One time I saw an old man in a hurry and I thought, 'That makes sense.'

If you are wearing a bandana you better have something wise to say, because you are starting with a credibility deficit.

Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie.

Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.

Have a great day. Note: does not apply to my enemies.

THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the police sketch artist. This is one of the rare instances where two people can do one self-portrait.