Tic Tacs are the maracas of breath mints.

You get really disillusioned, because you thought you were in love. But you realize that you're just alone.

I am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.

I like people, for a little while.

For me and most of my friends who are comedians, if you've been doing comedy for a while, your tolerance for things actually moves. I find it very hard to be shocked, and when other people aggressively take offense to something, I'm sometimes confused.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral.