A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

At the battle of the bands the loser's always the audience.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.