To some I am known as Chief. And these are usually people who work in Radio Shack or try to sell me shoes. To others I am known as Buddy. These are people who dwell in bars and wonder if I’ve got a problem or what it is that I am “looking at.” And to still others, who are in that same bar, standing just off to the side, I am “Get Him!"

I am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.

My original goal was just to do stand-up but then I became interested in films - writing a film, shooting one someday, and getting to act in them.

A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn't one of them.

There is also a beast, a beast of strange dimensions. He has the head of a horse and the body of a man who needs a lot of attention. He represents me in college: I was a dork-ataur.

I equals all of the ifs added up over time. The ifs, those are the possibilities; that's infinite for all of us. Every day there are just millions of them. Time, that's finite for each of us; there is no question there. Maybe if you divide choices by the amount of time you have, the real I can emerge, depending upon those choices.

I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.