One thing you never hear is "Man that guy is good at badminton".
Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?
I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.
When I'm buying car insurance I ask myself, 'Which company has the most annoying and relentless commercials?'
A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either
Planning trip around the globe, that is in my room.