Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?
I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time.
If only loud people were even half as interesting as they think they are.
I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.