I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.
Demetri MartinI'm so secretive that when someone asks me, Hey, can you keep a secret? I say That's none of your business.
Demetri MartinI am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.
Demetri MartinBut long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.
Demetri Martin