Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

I wanna design a video game where you'd have to take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.

I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?

Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And if you're vegan, you're annoying.